Looks like Jeanane Garofalo, already being a proud spokesperson for liberalism and socialism, has decided to branch out into the world of neurology. She said the following yesterday, referring to conservatives: ""Their synapses are misfiring. ... It is a neurological problem we are dealing with..."
Well, Jeanane, thanks to your awareness of brain disease, I fully intend to have my frontal lobes scanned as soon as possible, to see if this is the case with me. Because even though I'm more of a libertarian, you never know. Some of those crazy thoughts on the right side of my brain might be congealing into a nasty ole tumor. Maybe if I get that thing removed, I'll turn into a lefty and learn to love overzealous government and fork over my taxes in peace. Actually, only a lobotomy would make me that stupid.
I'm glad at least one liberal is looking out for us conservatives. Maybe next one of you will do public service announcements to remind all of us that we need colonoscopies too. But if so, they shouldn't worry about the President. Most of the mainstream media has already been so far up his *** and haven't seemed to find anything unusual.
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